Einstein developed and proved this remarkable formula:
Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared.
- He was a brilliant genius, as we all know.
Another lesser known of Einstein’s formulas determined if you were to strip naked and run around in a tight circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light) it could be possible for you to come up behind and screw yourself!
Should you determine you are not physically capable of reaching that speed at your age, you can easily achieve the same result by voting for Hillary Clinton in the November 8, 2016 election.