HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE ……….

 

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD………….        WELL . . . YOU’LL LOVE THIS ONE.

 

MY NAME IS ALICE
   ,   AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

 

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA     ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.  SUDDENLY,
I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.


COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?


UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.


THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.


AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN
   PARK   HIGH SCHOOL   .

‘YES. YES, I DID.  I’M A MUSTANG,’

HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?’  I ASKED.


HE ANSWERED, ‘IN 1975.  WHY DO YOU ASK?’


YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!’, I EXCLAIMED.


HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.


THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,  BALD,

WRINKLED FACED,      
FAT BUTT
      
GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT JERK, 

S.O.B. 

ASKED,

 

‘WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

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