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> > A group of 15 year old boys
> discussed where they should meet for dinner.
> It was agreed they would meet
> at the McDonald’s next to Captain Jack’s
> Seafood Grille, because they only
> had six dollars among them, they could
> ride their bikes and that cute girl
> in Social Studies, lives on the same
> street and they might see
> her.
>
> >
>
> > Ten years later, the group of now 25 year old
> guys discussed where they
> should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would
> meet at Captain Jack’s
> Seafood Grille, because the beer was cheap, the bar
> had free snacks, the
> house band was good, there was no cover charge and
> there were lots of cute
> girls.
>
> >
>
> > Ten years later, at
> 35 years of age, the group discussed where they should
> meet for dinner. It
> was decided they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood
> Grille, because the
> booze was good, it was near their gym and, if they went
> late enough, there
> wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.
>
> >
>
> > Ten years
> later, at 45, the group discussed where they should meet
> for
> dinner. It was
> agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood
> Grille,
> because the
> martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.
>
> >
>
> >
> Ten years later, now 55, the group discussed where they
> should meet
> for
> dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s
> Seafood
> Grille,
> because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine
> list and
> fish is
> good for your cholesterol.
>
> >
>
> > Ten years later,
> at 65 years of age, the group discussed where they should
> meet for dinner.
> It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s
> Seafood
> Grille, because the
> lighting was good and they have an early bird special.
>
> >
>
> >
> Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group discussed
> where they
> should
> meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain
> Jack’s
> Seafood
> Grille, because the food was not too spicy and the
> restaurant
> was
> handicapped accessible.
>
> >
>
> > Ten years later, at 85
> years of age, the group discussed where they should
> meet for dinner. It was
> agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood
> Grille, because they had
> never been there
> before.

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